![]() ![]() Coyote’s body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Coyote’s forelimbs to a length of fifty feet. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. Coyote was to use the Rocket Sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Coyote states that on December 13th he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen’s Compensation. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, “Defendant”), through that company’s mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labelling. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business income, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States Code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a), relating to product liability. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT, SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT, TEMPE, ARIZONAĬASE NO. ![]()
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